HIPPLE CRIPPLER-THC Beverage

This is our own proprietary beverage only available in store at Microgrown Market 809 Bethel Ave., Upper Chichester, Pa 19014

Available at microgrownfireflower.com   &   hipplecrippler.com

Want to have a taste first ??? Stop in for a free sample or order a Hippie Nip.

 

Introducing the HIPPIE CRIPPLER THC Beverage, a delightful 50mg THC-infused drink that is sure to tantalize your taste buds. This refreshing beverage is expertly flavored with a mouthwatering combination of passion fruit, orange, and guava (P.O.G.), creating a deliciously tropical flavor profile. Additionally, it boasts 13% apple juice and a hint of non-alcoholic spiced rum, making it a unique and flavorful option for those looking for a new way to enjoy their THC. This beverage perfectly combines the benefits of THC with a delicious and refreshing beverage, making it the perfect addition to your cannabis experience. Whether you're looking to relax or simply enjoy a tasty non-alcoholic drink with friends that won't ruin your liver, the HIPPIE CRIPPLER THC Beverage is an excellent choice.

 

That's all true but here's some basic facts about a HIPPIE CRIPPLER

IT DOES IN FACT TASTE GOOD....we felt so many drinks on the market tasted lousy and you had to trade taste for effect. You get both with a HIPPIE CRIPPLER.

SWEETENED WITH WHITE CANE SUGAR & APPLE JUICE.... though people drink diet Coke, artificial sweeteners leave a nasty after taste and are not necessarily good for you. We choose full flavor with real sugar over an imitation sweetener.

NO FUNNY OR WEEDY TASTE...you can not taste the water soluble Delta 9THC in the beverage.

POTENT FOR SURE...OR NOT......we were aware that some may find 50mg of THC more than they want to consume in one sitting, so we have a unique can top that is closeable...... you can just sip a little now and stick the rest in the fridge for next time.

NO ARTIFICIAL or ADDED COLOR OR FLAVORS....a HIPPIE is very slightly "cloudy" which is the suspended water soluble THC.

LIGHTY CARBONATED

ZERO ALCOHOL....no chance of a hangover, no over drinking and throwing up, no alcohol smell, no damage to your liver, and does not contribute to cancer risks as alcohol may. Excellent alternative to a recovering alcoholic, no physical addiction is possible, no human has ever died from THC exclusively in human history, fatal overdose is biologically impossible.

YOU MAY STILL BE IMPAIRED.....all the benefits of ditching alcohol are true, but after consuming as little as a few sips, someone new to THC-infused beverages may be impaired!!!! The effects should be treated like alcohol....PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE AFTER CONSUMING EVEN A PORTION OF A HIPPIE. Very generally speaking, the euphoic effects of THC-infused beverages does NOT last as long as other means of consumption. The effects can last 2-4 hours, whereas edibles can be 6-8 or more hours.

 

MADE LOCALLY...craft "brewed" only for us in Hatfield, Montgomery Co. Pennsylvania.

50 mg THC P.O.G. Beverage now availableA P.O.G. is a blend of passion fruit, orange and guava as seen a Disney World....however we add in 13 % apple juice and a hint of rum flavor....for a  sophisticated taste.Brand New ....Our RESEALABLE Can....allows for exact doing....have a little now and save some for later......OR you can always just pound the whole thing too...just sayin'.Sweetened with cane sugar and apple juiceNo artificial sweeteners or flavorsNo alcoholContains 13% Apple juice and an unique mild spiced rum flavor...similar to Captain Morgan12oz. can116 calories 

STOP IN FOR A FREE SAMPLE - We serve small 1/2 oz. sample upon request directly from the tap.